Total Medals Earned: 1,823 (From 258 different games.) Total Medal Score: 26,135 Points
Medals Earned: 9/9 (90/90 points)
Talk to your brother.
Try to enter the house.
Get the axe.
Pull the switch.
Visit my world wide website.
Talk to the suspicious caravan.
Burn down all the houses.
Cut down all of the trees.
That was a weird game.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)
Solve every easy (blue) room
Solve every medium (teal) room
Solve every challenging (red) room
Solve every hard (purple) room
Solve every bonus (green) room
Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Complete the game using 5 or less Resets
Medals Earned: 3/12 (25/500 points)
Defeat Team Henchmen.
Defeat Team Armormen.
Defeat Team Armor-X-men.
Defeat Team Gunslingermen.
Defeat Team Maskedmen.
Defeat Team Swordsmen.
Defeat Team Snipermen.
Defeat Team Goldmen.
Defeat Team Epicmen.
Defeat Team Jedimen.
Reach Level 20.
Defeat all 10 teams.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/205 points)
Finish the game
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 7/12 (135/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 11/16 (230/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 10/16 (270/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Best your friend.
Smash EVERYTHING.
Win the race.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor